The Actress & The Bishop T-Shirts

You asked for it. We made it.

The Actress & The Bishop now exist in T‑shirt form, which is probably the last thing either of them expected. Printed using premium inks on a variety of coloured fabrics, each shirt carries one of Brian's incredible images from the new colour edition — featuring the Actress looking like she knows something you don’t, and the Bishop trying very hard to pretend he doesn’t.

Sizes run S to XXXL, proper unisex cut, no weird boxy shoulders, no bargain‑bin fabric.

The art can be emblazoned on the back, with an Actress and the Bishop logo on the top right front, or the image on the front so you can see peoples reactions!

Wear it to conventions, pubs, or awkward family gatherings. Someone will ask about it. You can decide whether to tell them the truth.